1 tea + 2 biscuits

I'm certain that there's something deeply medicinal about one cup of tea, and two biscuits, administered daily. I should start a holistic medicine practice, focusing on the healing power of expensive butter cookies.

Harness

I ordered this during one of those late-night internet binges, where by 3am you know that you're going to die cold and alone unless you buy the item onto which you've affixed all your pathetic human needs and wants. Usually this doesn't end well, but here is a massive exception. Zana of Garbage Dress makes these harnesses. I'm into mine mainly from a hardcore fantasy nerd angle (which I'm aware is not quite the intention, but my strange interpretations will prevail).

Speaking of which, I found a place to download this old German RPG that I was obsessed with as a young teenager. Now I will buckle on my leathers, and spend the next two days tediously rolling computer dice, until every member of my party has perfect stats.